I don’t know why I’m addicted to Human Weapon, but I am. The hosts are terrible, everything is always “the most intense in thing I’ve ever done” and they tend to sound like old extreme Mountain Dew commercials. “EXTREME!” I caught the episode about McMap, which is the martial arts that Marines developed to use in a McFight to McKill a McEnemy. According to the show, it’s a style that’s only a decade or so old. (Marines used to be trained to kill, but with more peacekeeping missions, they’re now trained to capture as well as kill.)

Kill, capture, whatever. The thing that kept cracking me up was the names of the moves. Admittedly, I have a dirty mind, but they kept talking about the horizontal buttstroke and the rear naked choke. (Click if you dare.)